These are 15 TRUE things you are sure to have experience, and realized and if you're not yet a mommy, when the say come for you, you will also experience and realize these 15 things!
- When you are a mommy you soon find that Zumiez was NOT made for strollers.
- That 30 seconds of privacy you get in the bathroom are 30 seconds you CHERISH.. But all too often those 30 seconds are not all that private..
- You know you are a mommy when you are covered in spit up and you DO NOT CARE.
- Changing poopy diapers is not gross anymore, you even get excited when your baby gets their messy diaper of the day- It means their bodys are working flawlessly
- You soon learn that Hollywood Undead is in fact NOT mommy music..
- Naps do not exist (most of the time)
- A clean house is a thing of the past that you wish you took advantage of more often.
- Your Husband is a baby too.
- Peoples expectations dont change- You must now change diapers, give naps, give baths, feed, comfort, cook, walk the dog, shower yourself, clean the house, even get dressed. And that is ok! You are a woman you can do it, its 100% do-able, after the first few weeks, maybe even after a couple of months you will be master at it!
- You will never sit in the passengers seat of a car. ever. again. At least in my case- and you know what? I do not mind it- I love sitting in back keepin the babe company.
- You dont carry a purse around anymore- the giant diaper bag holds all the essentials. Diapers. Toys. Wipes. Food. Cards. Keys.
- You will know all the nursery rhymes, and classical music that plays on their toys.
- If you get baby poop on you, you dont even think about it. Clean it up and continue with whatever it is your doing.
- You pull boogers out of their noses and its not even a big deal.
- You will never get to shower alone.
Being a mommy is a big job. A messy job. Its the most rewarding job you will ever have. Being paid is slobbery kisses and hugs, and sleepy babies is the best payment I have ever received :)
and if you are not a mommy...yet, believe it or not all of this is TRUE!

Disclaimer: Many of these are a little extreme- but every Mommy can relate.
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