Sunday, April 22, 2012

When You're a Mommy..

Being a mommy is the best thing in the whole world. It changes everything about you, in all the best possible ways. As amazing as it is, there are some ugly sides, and some gross sides, but no matter how ugly or gross it gets I still am crazy in love with my Baby Boy!

These are 15 TRUE things you are sure to have experience, and realized and if you're not yet a mommy, when the say come for you, you will also experience and realize these 15 things!


  1. When you are a mommy you soon find that Zumiez was NOT made for strollers.
  2. That 30 seconds of privacy you get in the bathroom are 30 seconds you CHERISH.. But all too often those 30 seconds are not all that private.. 
  3. You know you are a mommy when you are covered in spit up and you DO NOT CARE.
  4. Changing poopy diapers is not gross anymore, you even get excited when your baby gets their messy diaper of the day- It means their bodys are working flawlessly 
  5. You soon learn that Hollywood Undead is in fact NOT mommy music..
  6. Naps do not exist (most of the time)
  7. A clean house is a thing of the past that you wish you took advantage of more often.
  8. Your Husband is a baby too.
  9. Peoples expectations dont change- You must now change diapers, give naps, give baths, feed, comfort, cook, walk the dog, shower yourself, clean the house, even get dressed. And that is ok! You are a woman you can do it, its 100% do-able, after the first few weeks, maybe even after a couple of months you will be master at it!
  10. You will never sit in the passengers seat of a car. ever. again. At least in my case- and you know what? I do not mind it- I love sitting in back keepin the babe company.
  11. You dont carry a purse around anymore- the giant diaper bag holds all the essentials. Diapers. Toys. Wipes. Food. Cards. Keys.
  12. You will know all the nursery rhymes, and classical music that plays on their toys. 
  13. If you get baby poop on you, you dont even think about it. Clean it up and continue with whatever it is your doing.
  14. You pull boogers out of their noses and its not even a big deal.
  15. You will never get to shower alone.


Being a mommy is a big job. A messy job. Its the most rewarding job you will ever have. Being paid is slobbery kisses and hugs, and sleepy babies is the best payment I have ever received :)
and if you are not a mommy...yet, believe it or not all of this is TRUE!




Disclaimer: Many of these are a little extreme- but every Mommy can relate.

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